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Monday, December 12, 2005


Welwyn Garden City FC Posted by Picasa

Welwyn Garden City 3 Slimbridge 1 Posted by Picasa

Shredded Wheat factory Posted by Picasa

Can you smell 3 Shredded wheat?

Welwyn Garden City 3 Slimbridge 1

After over three months, this was the last Saturday of scheduled replacement bus services on the local rail route. It finally got the better of me and having not covered them on this website, I decided to visit Welwyn Garden City, my local club and a mere 20 minute walk from home. Instead of finding lunch in an unfamiliar town, I ate a leisurely lunch at home and left for the game just as Freddy Flintoff uprooted the Pakistan number 11's leg stump to win the first ODI. On any normal weekend, Welwyn Garden City is easily accessible by train on the Kings Cross line. The Station is attached to a small sized shopping centre. There are several food options just outside the shopping centre and a few inside. Interestingly, a year or so ago, after having none, Muffin shops started springing up everywhere you lookied in this shopping centre. Now one I could understand, two is a shade unnecessary, but three places selling muffins is just pure overkill. Why not bring in a toasted sandwich place or doughnuts? Actually, to reach the ground, you turn the other way when leaving the station which takes you past the Shredded wheat factory, one of Welwyn's landmarks. With the wind in the right direction, you can smell this place from a good few miles away and Welwyn is probably the one station in the World I could be taken to blinfold and still know where I was due to the smell. It's by no means obtrusive, I actually love the smell, it's just a shame that the factory is being shut down in a few years time. It's just over a mile to the ground and if you go in the spring or autumn, you'll see some fabulous colours on the garden city trees. I've watched Welwyn Garden City FC grow as a club over the last few years. It was quite laughable when I first moved here and I used to go and watch with a mate because you could guarantee that there would be a punch up on the pitch. Nowadays, a surrounding fence has been erected and the pitch fenced off, it really looks like a proper ground although there's only a small stand which seats no more than 20 people. The improvement to the ground has probably been funded due to the thriving clubhouse and the vast amount of mobile phone masts erected over the last few years. Whenever you pass the clubhouse, there are lights on and something going on, a great amenity for the area. Welwyn have done really well in cups this season, knocking AFC Sudbury out of the FA Cup. In non-league circles, this was a huge shock and yet barely got a mention in the press. I think the non league paper gave it 4 lines. They've been going well in the Vase too and were looking to reach the fourth round for the first time in their history. To be honest, after the first 10 minutes, the result was never in doubt and ithere is such a thing as an easy victory, then this was it. Don't get me wrong, Slimbridge fought hard but were rarely a threat. The first goal cam on 12 mins. A free kick from just outside the right of the area was floated over, Wardle went up under pressure, but the ball flew in off the defenders head for an unlucky OG. Then a minute later. a cross was half cleared, another cross was scuffed in where Devira, unmarked tapped in from 6 yards. The 14 year old looking linesman looked like he was doing semiphore he flagged so often, even the referee started overuling him but the message never quite got across to him. That could have been because the referee had the highest pitched whistle I've ever heard, the only way I can describe it is 'girly', It was very difficult to take him seriously. Welwyn have a lovely flat pitch and although it was very muddy due to recent weather, it plays really well and encourages passing football. A well weighted through ball on the hour saw Wardle reach the ball a split second before the keeper where he managed to toe poke a shot that trickled slowly over the line. An amusing incident occured when a fierce shot caught a deflection and flew past the keeper. As he turned to see where the ball had gone, it thudded into the post and landed in his midriff before he knew what had happened. Slimbridge got a consolation on 89 mins. A break down the right saw a low cross bundled in by substitute Varnam.
A game easy on the eye, but the result was never really in doubt.
Visit Welwyn Garden City FC if you can, probably the best ground in the South Midlands league ensuring that you rarely see a poor game.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005


Friar Lane & Epworth FC Posted by Picasa

Friar Lane & Epworth 1 Stourbridge 5 Posted by Picasa

Nelson Mandela park overlooked by Leicester prison. Posted by Picasa

Tiger territory

Friar Lane & Epworth 1 Stourbridge 5

Replacement bus services and trawls through London finally wore me down and I decided to head North to Leicster. I woke up to an extremely hard frost and fog! Surely not another Newbury? The journey to Leicester was extremely easy with everything leaving on time. Conditions had become bright and sunny until about 10 mins outside Leicester when the fog returned. To say you couldn't see your hand in front of your face would be ridiculous as I was on a train, but outside, you could barely make out anything. I was seriously concerned until on approaching the city centre, it lifted again with visibility in the town centre, perfectly clear. I had e-mailed the club in advance asking for directions from the train station. I was pleasantly surprised to receive a response and the directions were spot on, thanks guys! The walk takes you through the University of Leicester campus with students at every turn. One student was on my train and I'd watched her tuck into a lunch of sushi, crisps and a rather attractive looking packaged salad. I thought they were supposed to be hard up! Her lunch put my slightly stale Double decker firmly in its place. Around the university, you walk down Tiger way which leads to Tiger stadium, home of the Leicester Tigers. Nice looking stadium with the next game at the end of the month already sold out. Made me think how much egg chasing had changed in the last decade. I used to occasionally watch Wembley FC, who were based next to Wasps old ground. Wasps ground was probably the equivelant of a current Ryman premier ground. Many people knocked professional rugby when it came in, but the revenue received, has certainly made the facilities a lot more attractive. Once I was happy that I was on the right road, I detoured to find some lunch and found a chip shop that provided me with an excellent sausage and chips. I ate it in a recreation ground called 'Nelson Mandela Park'. This made me feel like an extra from 'Only fools and horses.' I was intrigued by a castle like building next to the park which on closer observation, turned out to be a prison. Kind of ironic that Nelson Mandela park displaying a large board with the tag-lines 'A short walk to freedom' & 'There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere' should be right next to the local slammer. The walk to the ground from the station is probably just over 2 miles, leave yourself 45 mins for a gentle walk and you'll be fine. The roads you walk along are very busy though. On finding the ground, you walk across a little bridge just past the bar. On looking up, my first impression was that this was the worst pitch I'd ever seen. On closer examination, I realised that I was looking at a training pitch. On walking past this, you reach the entrance which was reasonably priced at £4 including a programme. The programme was OK, but there was no thoughts or information about the game and no details of the visiting team. The ground runs parallel to the railway line and one of the sides is overlooked by a railway embankment. There is one small stand that sits about 30 and hard standing around a quarter of the pitch. The changing rooms are right at the back of this stand, this means that the players are extremely close to the spectators and you can hear every word of the managers team talks. The Friar Lane boss was explainiing before the game that the performance was more important than the result, this gave me hope for a great game. I was not disappointed, this match was hugely entertaining from the first kick to the last with fast, skillful attacking play. Stourbridge probably just edged it by 5~1 flattered them hugely. stourbridge flew out the blocks and it was no surprise when they scored on 10 mins. Rogers broke down the left in acres of space, his cross/shot caught a deflection leaving the keeper helpless as it flew in at the near post. Friar Lane then started to play although Stourbridge were still looking dangerous. The second goal again came from Rogers on 30 mins, almost a carbon copy of the first except that the shot went straight in without a deflection. the rather cramped tea hut provided me with hot chocolate at half time as the temperature plumetted, bottles of beer were also on sale and were clearly popular as the singing and chanting started just after time, actually, this was a fair sized crowd and there was a good atmosphere. Friar Lane scored on 48 mins when the keeper never got hold of a punch and it was hooked into an empty net from 22 yards. Stourbridge knocked the stuffing out of a resurgent Friar Lane 4 mins later when a midfielder timed his run to perfection, collected a pass and easily rounded the keeper to restore the 2 goal lead. Friar Lane played some delightful stuff but were finished off on 73 mins when a poor headed clearance was chipped back to the far post to a striker who headed home from point blank range. As the mist started to envelop the railway embankment, the final goal came in stoppage time. A throw in near the corer flag fell at the feet of a striker who easily turned his marker and slotted home again at the near post. This was the last kick of a really entertaing match. Nice to tick off my first ground from the Leicestershire senior league and extremely accessible by public transport.

Sunday, October 30, 2005


Should be called Sussex ups! Posted by Picasa

How's their play dough?

Mile oak 0 Slade Green 0
29/10/05


I decided to visit a Sussex league ground as I hadn't been to one for about 15 years. It was also a reason to see if the Thameslink service was always as bad as my first visit. In fairness, this time it was OK. At Gatwick airport a young lad got on the train and immediately made a call on his mobile. The Gentleman behind him on hearing this leapt out of his seat exclaiming "Oh, for God's sake" and stormed off into the next compartment. An interesting reaction, as the young lad was talking in a completely normal voice, the only disturbance to the carriage was this idiot throwing his toys out of the pram. The guy on the phone didn't even realise what was going on. There's nowt as queer as folk! I travelled to Fishersgate station and from there it's supposed to be a 1.8 mile journey. I walked it and was there in just over 20 mins, there's also a bus that goes from near the station to Mile oak. The walk was fine apart from the steep hills. Note to self. "Choose a ground in a flat area next round" A suggestion to Sussex, they should be called the Sussex ups, not downs and Mile Oak should be called Mile high! I was greatly encouraged to turn a corner to spot a fish and chip shop only to find it shut! I then came across a Sky Sports van, maybe Sky had finally seen the light and would be showing my game live, let's face it, it couldn't be any duller than live celebrity poker? It's always comforting to finally see something that suggests you're in the right location. this occured as I bumped into the Mile oak community centre, gospal hall and medical centre all in a row. Maybe that's the natural progression in Mile oak? You join the community centre, get roped into singing at the gospel centre and on over-doing it, finish up in the medical centre. Or maybe the lack of oxygen at such a height was getting to me. I found the ground easily enough and on attempting to find the entrance, was invited into the clubhouse for a cup of tea. I've seen some different set-ups in my time but have never seen a football club using a playgroup hall as their clubhouse. It was kind of surreal talking football whilst surrounded by pictures of Mr Men. I texted 'er indoors to let her know as she's a teacher and received back, her one witty text of the year. It merely said "How's their play dough?" I ordered a cheese burger and tea which was really good and was told by an official that Mile Oak's players are not paid a penny, no expenses or anything. Nice to see that the club seems to run so well for a small outfit who are actually based in the nearby Mile Oak pub. Both teams were written up well in advance on a blackboard, don't you just love it when clubs make the effort to do this? I was made to feel welcome, so much so, that the kick-off sailed straight to my foot and if I may say so, I had a hell of a first touch. This was the first time that Mile oak had ever been in the first round proper of any FA competition. Nice to witness such history. The pitch slopes (The views from up there are great), the grass was long, the ground was dry and bumpy and there was a fair wind. Control was never going to be easy and neither side never fully adjusted. Slade Green should have scored in the first half with an unmarked player meeting a corner 6 yards out, but it hit the keeper in the midriff and was hacked clear. In the second half, Mile oak hit a 25 yard screamer just over and Slade Green had a goal disallowed for a clear push. They also saw a man clear through but he screwed his shot badly wide. Extra time arrived and Slade Green immediately went down to 10 men as a player was sent off for 2 yellows.One player said to the referee in extra time "Why are you so busy?" and I'm afraid that somewhat summed him up and extra time became a bit of a battleground. It was all Mile oak until the end and they were unlucky to see one 18 yard effort crash off the bar. In the end they couldn't find a way through, so it'll be a replay in Kent on Tuesday.

An unusual set-up and a highly original ground to visit.


Monday, October 03, 2005


Chipstead FC Posted by Picasa

FA Vase winners at the end of the rainbow? Posted by Picasa

Subject to availability...Shut then! Posted by Picasa

Down the Chippy

Chipstead 1 Brockenhurst 2 01/10/05

I'm not sure how many non-league grounds I've been to, but despite a couple of aborted attempts, I'd never visited a Combined Counties team. My criteria for this round was to tick off my first such team. I picked on Chipstead for no other reason. The replacement bus service on my line will be running every weekend until at least Christmas (Sigh). This particular journey took me on the Thameslink line for the first time, surprising how little things excite us ground-hoppers. I won't be so excited next time as delays, signal failure and general chaos meant that I was waiting at East Croydon station for 45 mins. When my train finally arrived, it stopped at a signal for over 5 mins. I thought I'd never arrive. Now football fans and school kids are often given a hard time for making excessive noise on trains. Let me add into that mix, horse racing fans. I had a train full of people going to Tattenham corner and boy, what a racket! When I arrived at Chipstead I'd heard so many hot-tips for different horses in the 1:55 at Epsom, that I was sure that it was going to end in an 8 horse dead heat.
I decided to print off an AA route from the station to the ground. The first time I'd done this in addition to multi-map and it worked very well...It would have worked better if the station hadn't had two exits, fortunately, I picked the right one. I passed a little parade of shops on leavin the station and was looking out for food. I decided to give the Chipstead Tandoori a wide berth, in hindsight, a mistake as I never saw another shop. My route took me up quite a steep hill. A nice enough walk but cars flew up and down this quite narrow road at a hell of a speed, it was quite hairy at times and I was glad when I reached the High street. High Street? I'd hate to see the low street. I saw no shops and on reflection, no houses, just a rugby club and some kind of Nature reserve.
But I found the ground easily and headed hungrily for the clubhouse...Only to be informed that there was no food as the bloke wasn't there. So lunch was a bag of crisps and a kit=kat. How can there be no chips in Chipstead, should be called crispstead!
The clubhouse was quite nice with a well stocked bar and adequate room for a pool table. The ground itself was a white rail affair with one reasonable stand that sat about 80 people. The pitch was in quite good nick and it had very pleasant surroundings.
Chipstead and Brockenhurst had actually met earlier in the season in an FA Cup tie, don't supporters just hate it when you get drawn against the same team twice in a season?
Chipstead offered an excellent programme and I particularly liked the two articles on footballing greats, this week was Shearer and Viv Anderson.
I enjoyed watching the referee and linesman warming up and was amused when the ref instructed his assistants to join him in doing a Morecambe and Wise. This involved a knees-up run with the hands flicking up behind the head. They seemed to have a good relationship with plenty of banter and they worked well as a team during the game.
The first half was terrific and Brockenhurst took only 3 mins to score when the keeper could only palm a snap shot from the edge of the box into the top of the net. Chipstead easily had the best of the posession after this although it was end to end stuff, the Brockenhurst keeper pulled off one great full length diving save. But on half time, Brockenhurst scored again with a nice drive from the edge of the box that gave the keeper no chance.
Half time and I found a bloke serving tea and some food out of a little kitchen in the clubhouse. I had a cheeseburger, no offence to the guy who made it but Disgusting! It reminded me why I don't normally eat at football grounds.
The second half opened with a torrential downpour that lasted about 10 mins. It made conditions very tricky after this with several players imitaing Bambi on ice. The game was still end to end but Brockenhurst were a lot more comfortable and looked more of a threat up front. Chipstead did manage to score deep into stoppage time as a cross was put away with a bicycle kick that looped over the keeper and in.
An enjoyable game and a nice but quiet ground, kind of in the middle of nowhere.
If you're going to visit by train, avoid race days!

Monday, September 19, 2005


Tunbridge Wells FC Posted by Picasa

Tunbridge Wells FC v Moneyfields FC Posted by Picasa

Silks & spice Express Posted by Picasa

Visit Royal Tunbridge Wells & eat like a King!

Tunbridge Wells 0 Moneyfields 0 aet

As the FA Vase reaches the latter stages, I'm grateful to be able to get to any of the matches. At the 1st qualifying round stage, there's so many choices of games, I didn't know where to start. 'Er indoors told me to pick somewhere interesting. So, interesting...Tunbridge Wells...It was the logical choice.
I decided on the game a couple of months ago and having worked out the travel arrangements, was delighted as British rail once again inflicted a replacement bus service around where I live, how many times...?
My spirits lifted about 20 mins outside Charing Cross as London's concrete towers were replaced by the beautiful Kent countryside on a lovely sunny afternoon.
I was surprised how old and small Tunbridge Wells station was, but was delighted that it was situated bang in the middle of the High street.
If you ever get grief from your partner about ground-hopping, take her with you to Tunbridge Wells. it has a fantastic array of shops in the High Street and a huge shopping mall with a further choice, shoppers paradise!
Now in 20 years of ground-hopping, I've eaten some nice food as well as some downright dreadful, but Tunbridge Wells provided me with the most fantastic lunch I've ever experienced on my football travels. I chose a small Chinese restaurant in the Mall as it had no queue. I ordered sweet & sour chicken which for 65p more, came with a can of drink and a duck spring roll. The food arrived within 3 mins, was piping hot and the taste was simply magnificent. It's worth returning just for that. Yep, 'Silks & Spice express' well and truely rocks!
I set off to find the ground and ended up getting slightly lost, all roads in Tunbridge Wells seem to start with Culverden! I ended up asking a guy on a ladder cutting his hedge for directions. Probably, taking somebody by surprise, who has an electric hedge trimmer, is not a good idea, especially if he gets angry. But this guy was very helpful although he did seem surprised that anyone would want to go to the local football club. Shame, as they don't know what they're missing. I arrived at the ground within 5 mins. You have to go down a wooded drive to the car park and ground, I can't remember any other approach to a ground like this and actually quite enjoyed the thrill of seeing what would be at the end of the drive.
Well I found a good sized car park and a square shaped clubhouse with a pool table in the middle, bar and tea/snack hatch. Reasonably good facilities and the service was friendly and fast.
There is height to view the ground from at one end which gives you an excellent view of the action. There is also a stand, as well as a covered standing area along one of the sides. The wide looking pitch was nicely mown although the grass was slightly long which meant that several passes early on were falling short. The red & white railings around the pitch were a simple but effective touch. The tannoy was crystal clear and the announcer certainly seemed the enthusiastic sort.
I enjoyed watching the youth team (Forrester's) kicking around on the pitch prior to the game. They'd obviously watched a lot of Premiership football as they spent most of their time trying to bring each other down. It was refreshing to see them bounce back up as they were fouled, killing themselves laughing. They then went off to be ball boys, a nice touch and meant that they watched the game rather than losing interest and wandering off to their own devices.
Tunbridge Wells have been in the National news recently following their record breaking penalty shoot-out win in the FA Cup. The programme came complete with a pull-out sheet giving details of the club and this record breaking event. An excellent addition to the normal programme.
So to the match itself. Firstly, a rarity to see a lady linesman. She was probably the most efficient of the officials.
Tunbridge Wells opponents were Moneyfields from Portsmouth. Moneyfields were easily the better first half team and should have scored when a chip found an unmarked striker, any contact would surely have produced a goal but the player headed fresh air and the chance went. Tunbridge wells then found a striker clean through, but he shot at the keeper who saved well with his legs. You can tell it's not the greatest game ever when spectators start arguing amongst themselves. One couple could take the complaining of another fan no more and moved away from him only for them to carry on their disagreement but from 20 yards apart, quite amusing. Tunbridge Wells were much improved in the second half and did have the ball in the net as a cross was headed home. The linesman however, had his flag up early and the effort was ruled out for offside. The game then disintegrated somewhat with errant passes and several long stops for injury. Extra time arrived and Tunbridge Wells so nearly scored early on, as their centre forward hit a 30 yard chip over the stranded Moneyfields keeper, but it went agonisingly wide. The game was crying out for someone to put their foot on the ball and try something a bit different. Moneyfields number 11 Vikram Singh seemed to be that man. But he must be so frustrating to manage. Beats players for fun and creates some lovely positions. However, his final cross, pass or shot were often so far off target, it defied belief.
In the end, the full time whistle was a blessed relief to a disappointing match. But as is so often the case, the replay will probably be a cracker.
So off I went until when almost home, the replacement bus driver got lost and I ended up sitting at the front of the coach giving the driver directions. Never a dull moment!
I thoroughly enjoyed my trip to the town. My advice to fellow ground-hoppers.
Visit Royal Tunbridge Wells and eat like a King!

Monday, June 20, 2005


Didcot receiving their trophy Posted by Hello

FA Vase final at White Hart Lane Posted by Hello

FINAL - AFC Sudbury 2 Didcot Town 3


AFC Sudbury 2 Didcot Town 3

14/05/05

A lot of people over the years have done the Wembley to Wembley trip. Am I the only one to ever complete the White Hart Lane (Haringey Borough) to White Hart Lane (Final) trip?
My confession is that in my youth, I used to be a Spurs season ticket holder and went every week to both first team and reserve matches. It must be over 20 years since I’ve been there and I found it quite embarrassing when on leaving Seven Sisters station, I wasn’t sure which way to go. Instinct took me in the right direction; That and the fact that I had to get away from the truly terrible evangelical singer standing at the top of the station steps. I’m not sure what he was trying to convert people to, but the only way he was going to get me was if he STOPPED SINGING.
I had a mate with me and had warned him that it was a bit of a walk to the ground. I’d forgotten just how far it was, half an hour later as we finally arrived we were just desperate for a drink.
But first of all I had to visit the Spurs club shop. My daughter seems to think that one of the laws of parenting includes buying her a present whenever I leave the house. She asked for a Spurs baseball cap and my old affiliation meant that I was secretly pleased and agreed to buy this gift. The club had an end of season sale on and the cap was very reasonably priced. It is interesting to note that when walking along White Hart Lane, a lot more of the locals where Arsenal tops than Spurs ones, wonder why that is??
The hospitality areas inside the ground are quite cramped around the bars and food areas, it’s really difficult to walk anywhere and that was with only 8 thousand people, goodness knows how they cope when it’s full. When you get into the actual ground itself it is nothing short of immaculate. The seating is pleasing on the eye and the pitch itself was like a billiard table, at least 6 groundstaff ready to pounce on any stray balloon or divot that appeared as the teams warmed up.
There was a lovely atmosphere at this game, I don’t ever remember seeing so many women and young children at a match. We were put with the Didcot fans and I think the entire town must have come to the game on mass. It did make me smile when the young lady sitting next to me, announced after 10 minutes of the match that she was enjoying herself but that it needed some music.
The actual game was a credit to both teams. After a tight first half, Didcot scored on 56 mins as Beavon pounced onto a ball and swept a low shot home. Didcot looked comfortable with their lead until out of the blue, Wardley hit a magnificent 25 yarder into the top corner, a goal to grace any cup final. But just 2 minutes later Didcot scored again as a low cross hit an unlucky defender and crept in for an OG. In stoppage time, the game was made safe as Beavon received a flick on, side-stepped his man and finished well. There was still time for Sudbury to score a penalty through Calver following a trip, but this was the last kick of the game.
Definitely Didcot’s day, the town was even mentioned on the Dr Who episode later that evening.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005


Soham Town Rangers FC Posted by Hello

Soham Town Rangers 0 AFC Newbury 1

Soham Town Rangers 0 AFC Newbury 1

12/02/05

The trickiest journey of the season but worth the effort. It’s a train to Ely followed by a bus to Soham. I asked for directions on Soham’s website and was amused when I was told to jump in a taxi and ask for the best club in Cambridgeshire. The problem with getting a bus, is you’re never sure where to get off. This slight worry was the only thing to spoil a delightful bus ride across the fens, very picturesque. I used what directions I had to make an educated guess of where to get off the bus and was pleased to get it right. This gave me an hour to have a nose about the town and find something to eat. Everywhere you go in Soham, you come across signs for the ‘Millennium walk’. I’m sure if you did this actual walk, it would take at least 2 days. Soham is quite a small town and was not particularly busy. I crossed a road called White Hart Lane. So my Vase journey this season has taken me from White Hart Lane to White Hart Lane via White Hart Lane. I was interested when passing a phone box to see a poster advertising the match, nice to see such a game promoted in the town. I was very tempted to have my lunch in ‘Saucy Megs’ restaurant, but I didn’t have time for a sit down Liver & bacon meal and also, in view of others entering the restaurant, I felt decidedly under dressed. So I made do with a chippy. On entering the shop, a guy looked up and yelled customer in a loud voice. When nothing happened, he repeated his cry. On the 4th shout I was beginning to wonder whether anyone else was actually in the shop. Eventually, someone appeared and seemed vaguely surprised to have a customer. This unnerved me slightly, but the food was very good. I looked for somewhere to sit and eat my meal, the only bench I could find was on the edge of a graveyard. Again, slightly unnerving, but nobody gave me a second look so I clearly wasn’t doing anything unusual. I reached the ground in good time and found a typical Eastern league club. Excellent facilities with a big bar and function room and a nice ground with cover at both ends and along one of the sides. The £4 entrance was terrific value. The most notable part of the day was the extraordinary strength of wind, it was always going to cause havoc with the ball and th most amusing part of the day was a bird shooting over our heads at about 90mph, clearly caught in a gust and completely out of control. The clubhouse has a balcony, but anyone sitting up there would have been taking their life in their hands. The game itself was quite entertaining, taking into account the conditions. Newbury scored on 23 mins when Cundy beat 2 players on the right, cut inside and hit a wind assisted shot into the top corner sending the noisy Newbury fans ecstatic. Soham were well on top in the second half but couldn’t find a finish despite several golden chances. It’s not easy to reach Soham by public transport but is certainly possible as was proved by the fellow groundhopper that I met from Nottingham whilst standing at the bus stop after the game. The journey home was uneventful apart from the 10 minute wait at a level crossing in Ely for the slowest freight train ever to travel the British railways.
A thoroughly enjoyable Vase trip in every way.

Thursday, May 19, 2005


Didcot Town FC as seen from the 'Big hill' Posted by Hello

Didcot Town FC Posted by Hello

Didcot Town 2 Ledbury Town 0

Didcot Town 2 Ledbury Town 0

22/01/05

Little did I know just how well I’d get to know Didcot’s team over the forthcoming months.
Another very easy ground to reach. You can literally see the station from the ground.
Didcot is famed for its railway museum. On reaching Didcot parkway, I was trying to find my friend who claimed he was in the back car park and inadvertently went in the museum entrance. Not my cup of tea, but I raised a smile as I thought of all the ‘Anoraks’ who must have paid this a visit.
We decided to visit the local Sainsbury’s for lunch in their café. The surrounding site was clearly in the later stages of re-development and the hardest thing was finding how to reach the entrance. After what seemed a heck of a long walk around the outside, we found a way in. I didn’t fancy anything on their menu and asked the waitress whether they could do me sausage, chips and beans. This caused a major staff conference. Eventually, she returned and told me that I would have to order all 3 things separately as they didn’t do this as an actual meal. I agreed to this and asked if all three items could be put on the same plate. This was agreed to and my sausage, beans and chips turned up and was very nice. Interestingly, when I returned a few weeks later and ordered the same thing, the very same waitress took my order without problem. (Maybe, the people of Didcot have something to thank me for). The third time I returned, the order went through again but turned up with double baked beans for the same price, clearly they were starting to enjoy this.
Anyway, the walk from Sainsbury’s to the ground is short. Didcot is a quiet sort of place and there were not hoards of people to follow. We stopped an old boy and asked him if we were taking the correct path. He seemed genuinely shocked that anyone would want to visit the town football club but pointed us in the right direction (I wonder if he went to the final?)
The ground is reasonably new. The pitch was in excellent condition. The only cover is one reasonably sized stand. There is a pleasant backdrop with a large sized hill that overlooks the ground. We visited the clubhouse for a drink, which was quite busy. The walls were decorated with framed football shirts, a nice touch.
The game itself was not bad. I ended up seeing Didcot four times in the Vase this season and they were always pleasing on the eye. Ledbury played well in the first half and the Didcot keper had to make one flying save. Didcot finally got on top in the last quarter. First, Concannon timed a nice run into the six yard box to side foot home a free kick and then Powell broke into the box and cut the ball back for Ward to hit a delightful first time finish.
A brave effort by Ledbury.
A sleepy sort of town but very pleasant. Only the freezing conditions and second half sleet spoilt an enjoyable trip.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005


AFC Newbury FC - In the fog Posted by Hello

AFC Newbury 2 Sandhurst Town 3

AFC Newbury 2 Sandhurst Town 3 – Match abandoned 73 mins.

11/12/04

I left my home in Hertfordshire to glorious sunshine for what turned out to be a remarkably easy journey. Very straightforward and the ground is only a pleasant 5 minute walk from the station. As I passed through Reading the sun was still shining. No more than a minute later, it had gone, to be replaced by thick fog. I was slightly concerned as I reached Newbury as visibility was suddenly very poor.
The ground is situated within a park and is next to the river. Known as Newbury wharf, this was remarkably attractive and must be the swan capital of England, they were everywhere!
I had arrived in good time and was wondering how to kill an hour. As my wife will confirm, I have the ability to hear a referees whistle from a good half mile distance and heard a distant peep. I set off in the direction of the noise and was pleased to find a game of park football. The standard was terrible, but every single player was giving 120% and the passion was commendable. No goals were scored in my time there, mainly because the 18 stone forward was constantly being caught offside.
I returned to the ground at 14:30 and was slightly dismayed to find the gates shut. There were a few other fans there and we were all wondering whether the game had been called off. But eventually the gates opened and I entered for my first view of the ground which includes an excellent stand with a very effective portable PA system. The tea hut is behind the stand, my one quibble as you can’t see the action if you visit the hut before half time in an attempt to beat the crowds.
The fog was by this time, not so much a pea souper, more like a country vegetable. By 15:00 you could barely see the other side of the pitch and kick-off was delayed by 15 mins. As soon as the referee made this decision, the fog lifted. Why then did it take him virtually the entire 15 mins to start proceedings?
When the players did come out, the referee lined all 22 up in the centre circle so that he could check their studs delaying proceedings yet further.
The game finally started and although foggy, visibility was not too bad. The match started at a cracking pace and Sandhurst stunned the hosts by scoring on 25 mins as Anderson hammered a square pass into the roof of the net. Sandhurst also hit the post and Newbury missed a couple of good chances. The fog worsened during half time as darkness descended but the game re-started. On 50 mins, Sandhurst scored again as Mulvaney nipped in front of his defender to tuck away a cross. I was standing near the Sandhurst manager who after jumping up and down for a few seconds, turned to his assistant and said "Who scored then"! Sandhurst’s third came on 50 mins although the fog was so bad, I couldn’t see it. Apparently, Anderson burst through the middle and scored at the second attempt. Newbury then started a come back. A fluffed defensive clearance fell to Taylor who scored from 15 yards. We were treated to the strains of "Ain’t no stopping us now" from the P.A. Then 5 mins later, Vine deflected in a shot following a deep cross from the right. A grandstand finish was in order, but on 73 mins, the referee suspended the game. He really had no option, you couldn’t see the stand from the other side of the pitch. He waited 10 – 15 mins and then abandoned the match. The second abandoned game I’ve ever been to, both for fog.
Who knows how this game would have ended, but arguable, the whole destiny of the Vase was changed as Newbury easily won the re-match 2~0.
So home I went and yes, you’ve guessed it. The fog had completely cleared by Reading.
A great game of football, I just wish I could have seen it.

Friday, April 01, 2005

FA Vase Diary

Haringey Borough 2 London Colney 3

I missed the first set of Vase games due to a holiday, so I was really looking forward to this one. I chose this match, as it had a local team away at a ground that I’d never ‘hopped’. As I alighted the tube at Wood Green to be confronted by a pack of girls positively screaming at a hapless couple who’d happened to bump into them, I thought that maybe this wasn’t my wisest choice. But fortunately, once out of the station, the journey passed without incident. It’s about a 15 minute walk to the ground, most of which is along White Hart Lane. This is actually quite an interesting road, housing the impressive looking New River sports complex, home to the Haringey Rhinos rugby team. When you reach the ground, there is no entrance as such. You can walk through the car park to the white rail of the ground, which I did to have a first look at my surroundings for the next few hours. I was covering this game for my local radio station and was pleasantly surprised when the gate man bustled up to me and on discovering who I was, said he was expecting me! I was shown to the boardroom situated under the stand and offered coffee and biscuits by the club secretary. For such a small club, I was made to feel extremely welcome. A separate building houses the bar and other facilities, including a fruit machine, something you don’t often see or notice at a ground. The linesmen on arriving at the ground, were invited into the boardroom, one of whom seemed to delight in telling everyone that he was in enemy territory, as he was a Chelsea fan and had always referred to this part of London as ‘Three point lane’. As he lit up a fag and told everyone how Chelsea had been robbed against Spurs the previous week, I had a bad feeling about him. The stand at Haringey is very high up, similar to Edgware for those in the know, but it does give you an excellent view of the pitch and appreciated cover from the heavy drizzle. I couldn’t believe the amount of people flocking up the street; Unfortunately 99% of the people kept on walking, as Spurs were hosting Man U less than a mile away. The rest of Haringey’s ground is a bit run down, but the stand was more than adequate to house the crowd, which numbered no more than 25. Shame because this was a hugely entertaining match. London Colney ran out on to the pitch 3 times before the start of the game. First they were called back for the officials to check their boots, then they were called back again for the officials to parade them out with the home team. All this meant that the game kicked off three minutes late. So to the game itself. I’d been asked on air for a prediction and as London Colney had won 6 of 6 league games, I went for a 3~0 win in their favour. So it was no surprise when my prediction was proved wrong within 90 seconds, Haringey scoring with their first attack. You can hear the roar at Haringey when Spurs score a home goal, I don’t think those at White Hart Lane were disturbed by this early score, but the home support was delighted. The rest of the first half was short on skill, but end to end with the Haringey keeper making a couple of fine saves. Then right on half time, our Chelsea fan Linesman, incidentally wearing a different shade of top to the other officials, awarded London Colney a penalty following a free kick. Why, well who knows? Half time discussion established that it was for a Haringey player apparently slapping a London Colney man. Decision was to say the least harsh, but penalty was put away at the second attempt after the keeper had saved the first shot well. London Colney were energised by this stroke of luck and scored early in the second half with a deflected shot looping over the keeper. The rest of the half was end to end with London Colney missing a hat full of chances. The game was rounded off with 2 goals in stoppage time, London Colney taking a deserved 3-1 lead and then Haringey going straight up the other end and winning a penalty for a trip which our linesman decided was just in the area. This penalty proved to be the last goal and action in an enjoyable cup-tie.
Shame that more people weren’t here to see it, but if you get the chance to visit Haringey Borough, make the journey. They are a friendly bunch and you’ll get a warm welcome.

FA Vase diary

Enfield Town 2 London Colney 0

Enfield Town ground share at Brimsdown. I was given a lift which never enables you to gain a proper feel for the surrounding area, but multi-map suggests that this ground is easily enough reached by public transport. We had non-stop 24 hour rain 2 days before this game, on top of snow and frost. I had my doubts as to whether the game would be on, but to be fair it wasn’t an issue and the pitch was in excellent nick.
I arrived at the ground about 13:30. Normally at this sort of time there’s a couple of people milling around at best. But on arrival, I discovered a packed clubhouse. My initial thought was that we’d arrived early enough to see the tail end of a previous function. But no, Enfield Town’s fans clearly turn up early and were enjoying the premier plus game on 2 giant screens. The bar served AK bitter, hot food was served inside and outside the ground and there was ample space for the pool table.
Now I’m honest enough to admit that I’m not a great one for buying raffle tickets, particularly at grounds that I’m visiting. But the young lady drifted up to our table in the clubhouse and asked in such a way and with such a smile, that I was rendered totally helpless and had bought 2 strips before I knew what had hit me. The guy selling programmes also came round to your table, they certainly believe in the personal touch.
I was also covering this game for the radio and was therefore invited into the boardroom. It is quite simply the biggest boardroom I have ever seen. On walking to the bar, I had to stop halfway for a rest! This boardroom was bigger than some clubs bars! Has its benefits, but it does mean that you’re not able to socialise with everyone in the room.
On leaving the clubhouse, you walk past the largest collection of porta-cabins that I’ve ever seen at a football ground. Not sure why they’re all there; Most of them didn’t seem to be in use.
The ground staff at Enfield Town offered me a very warm welcome and have certainly seemed to make the most of their temporary home. There’s a small stand, which is fine, although you’re only able to hear the tannoy if you’re next to the entrance gate. I only found out about the bread pudding and gingerbread sold in the tea hut after I’d left, but was informed that it is legendary.
The ground itself has a large grey fence surrounding it, along with strong chicken wire. This is actually quite a nice ground and the playing surface appeared to be excellent. One small down point is the floodlights situated only in the corners. This means that there’s a dim patch in the middle of the pitch when daylight has disappeared.
There was an excellent crowd at this game who were in good voice.
One question I do hav,e is that having seen Enfield Town and Enfield this season, I recognised several faces who were at both games, supporting Enfield both times. This totally confused me as to why Enfield Town were set up, if the fans were going to end up following both teams. I’m sure this didn’t happen at Wimbledon even before their move to Milton Keynes.
The game itself was a one-sided affair. Enfield Town were on top from the first whistle and could easily have won by 5 or 6, They scored in the 8th minute when Riley hit a speculative 25 yard effort which completely fooled the keeper as it flew under his body. Negus hit the inside of the post before in the 54th minute, Ndombe scored the second after good work by Campbell. The linesman then awarded about 10 offside decisions in a row to frustrate Enfield Town and keep the score at a respectable level for London Colney.
An interesting ground to visit and nice to see such a good sized crowd at this early stage of the Vase.

FA Vase

Hertford Town 2 Long Melford 3 aet

It’s very difficult to write objectively about a club that I know so well, but I obviously follow Hertford until they’re knocked out of the Vase, so here goes.
As you enter the ground, there’s a good sized stand ahead of you and this, along with a completely covered end, gives adequate shelter against the elements and boy was it needed at this game. Hertford’s clubhouse burnt down about 10 years ago, but a new building housing a bar and pool table has been built, an absolute necessity at a football club. The most unique feature is a five-a-side pitch with 2 goals alongside the clubhouse. This is perfect for kids to use whilst their parents watch the game and more importantly, it doesn’t irritate anyone.
I read other people’s accounts of ground hopping with great interest. What gets me, is how they visit obscure little grounds on a Tuesday night and claim that there were 3 or 4 other hoppers there. Why then, do I never see any at Hertford? I man the tannoy, so meet a lot of people, but last season was only aware of 1 hopper. Hertford is a 20 minute walk from two stations, perfect then for ground hopping by public transport. The ground is a little way out of the town and down a track off West Street. There are 2 sorts of coach drivers from visiting teams. Those who like to play it safe and park on the street and those who like to live on the edge and tackle the track. At least half a dozen have never been seen again!!
Have you noticed how Saturdays follow a pattern? It’s grey with a few blue patches when you wake up. The wife drags you round John Lewis for 2 hours, even though you only need a couple of pints of milk and some cheese that they don’t even sell. By this time, the blue sky has gone. It starts drizzling about 13:30 and by kick-off it’s belting down. On this particular Saturday, the weather was simply atrocious.
When the draw was made, I had to look Long Melford up on a map. I’d heard of them, but had no idea where they were based. For those ignorant like me, it’s just above Sudbury in Suffolk.
"You should have seen the pitch on Thurdsday" the chairman’s wife said to me on my arrival. It’s fair to say that Long Melford weren’t impressed with the pitch. The problem is that the ground lies next to a river and floods very easily. A lot of work has been done on it and it does drain well, in fact last season, not a single first team game was postponed. But it does gather surface water quickly. However, the pitch was definitely playable and the game went ahead.
You know you’re in trouble when one of your best midfielders wins the raffle, it means he’s not on the pitch! When two of his midfield colleagues are sitting next to him drinking lager, you realise that you’re going to be short in that particular area.
After a slow start, with both teams looking bedraggled and thoroughly miserable, Hertford took the lead on 20 minutes. Prolific striker Kevin Cooper hooking in a shot that had rebounded from the crossbar. Kevin Cooper along with Andy Gray, must be the most common name in football, they seem to crop up all over the place!
Long Melford made a substitution at half time and this played immediate dividends when he scored within 5 minutes, volleying home a cross from 10 yards. Hertford had the best of possession, frequently getting in behind the defence, but they couldn’t create any clear cut chances. So, as the rain became truly torrential, extra time arrived, neither team looked impressed! It made a change to have extra time at a club near my home. Normally, I’m in the middle of Suffolk and end up having 3 minutes to cover a 10 minute walk to the station, only getting there in the nick of time by sprinting down the road and diving through the closing train doors (Yes, Lowestoft, I am talking about you!)
All the action came in the second period. Long Melford, against the run of play, scored twice in two minutes following a quick break and a defensive howler. There was still time for Hertford to win a dubious penalty for handball. The keeper went the right way and seemed to have saved this, but the ball emerged from under his body and trickled over the line.
This however, proved to be just about the last kick of the game. Fair play to Long Melford who took their chances well
. Disappointing to see my team out of the Vase, but on the bright side, I should have the opportunity to visit several other grounds in the forthcoming rounds.